January 2010
21 posts
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December 2009
18 posts
Winter Solstice Exercise Program
Yesterday was the Winter Solstice - the shortest day of 2009. Between now and June 21st, 2010, each day will have approximately a minute more of daylight. If I complete 40 sit-ups during this extra minute of sunlight and cumulatively complete an additional 40 sit-ups on each day for each additional minute of daylight between now and June, on June 21st, I will have to do approximately 7,300...
Movie Pitch!
Punctuation marks go on strike and everyone is forced to write run on sentences that never end until the protagonist editor man shows up and thankfully restores proper sentence structure in an action filled climax normally reserved for such summer blockbusters as Transburners 2 Return of The Passive Aggressive Robot Toaster Ovens
My Wikipedia Band
Rules of the game as described to me: Go to Wikipedia and click on the “Random Article” link. The first hit is the name of your band, the second hit is the name of your album, the next 10 hits are the names of your tracks.
My Band Name: Nathan Marcus Adler
My Album Name: For the Good Times (Chet Atkins album)
Tracks:
Roman Catholic Diocese of Angoulême
Willis Barnstone...
The Dancing Corpse of Christmas
I think a great story would be about a patriotic zombie who travels from cemetery to cemetery on Christmas Eve dancing on the graves of people who didn’t pay their taxes when they were alive.
Conundrum
I slipped on the cloak like the night does fog I ran through the woods like a chased feral hog When I awoke from sleep’s grasp and peered into light I couldn’t decide if it was a dream or real life
Corporate Momentum
I noticed the change almost immediately. The more frequently I used the phrases “skill set” and “career path” and “breaking down silos”, the more positively my supervisors treated me and the better my performance reviews became.
My coworkers however seemed to lose respect for me and tended to isolate me from their conversations. Secret knowing looks would be...
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Cult Check List AKA Questions from Church of...
Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
Do you speak slowly?
Could you agree to “strict discipline”?
Have you any...
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