One more reason to thank the internet.
Soft piercing eyes covered in baggy flesh set into a melted pumpkin of a head. Words shot out of a narrow opening towards the pumpkin’s base.
“Jumpppp!! Jumpp!! Jump!! JUMP! Jummmmmppppp!”
I jumped. About 2 inches up and 2 inches back down. My feet landing on the sidewalk with a flat plastic sound.
“Happy now?”
The pumpkin smiled a big squash smile.
“Yes.”